Album:  Stiff Upper Lip

Track 9

Damned
(A. Young / M. Young)

Don't smoke, don't fight, don't light no cigarettes
Or else you wind up in the can
No jokes, don't write, sit tight, don't fool around
You are a guest of uncle Sam
Stand up, look right, don't sludge and stand at ease
Allow no sex above the knees
When I snap you jump into the masterplan
I'll be damned!
Well, I'll be damned...

I'll be
Damned - if I drink or smoke
Damned - if I steal your jokes
I'll be Damned - If I go for broke
Damned if I do, and damned if I don't, yeah

Don't talk, don't fool, don't try to mess around
I make a monkey out of you
You sign your name right on the dotted line
I'll be damned!

I'll be
Damned - if I drink or smoke
Damned - if I steal your jokes
I'll be Damned - If I go for broke
Damned if I do, and damned if I don't, yeah

I'll be
Damned - if I drink or smoke
Damned - if I steal your jokes
I'll be Damned - If I go for broke
Damned if I do, and damned if I don't, yeah
I'll be
Damned - if I drink or smoke
Damned - if I steal your jokes
I'll be Damned - If I go for broke
I'm Damned if I do, and damned if I don't
I'll be
Damned
I'll be
Damned
I'll be
Damned
I'll be
Damned
I'll be Damned, I'll be Damned
I'll - Be - Damned